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A woman on her deathbed tells her husband to look under the bed and take out the box that is hidden there.
He looks inside and discovers three eggs and £7000
Husband "Why are there 3 eggs in here?"
Wife "Well every time we had crap sex I put an egg in the box"
Husband "No bad eh? Only 3 eggs in 35 years! But what about the £7000"
Wife "Every time I got to a dozen eggs I sold them"
He looks inside and discovers three eggs and £7000
Husband "Why are there 3 eggs in here?"
Wife "Well every time we had crap sex I put an egg in the box"
Husband "No bad eh? Only 3 eggs in 35 years! But what about the £7000"
Wife "Every time I got to a dozen eggs I sold them"