What to do on a plane if the passenger next to you is annoying you:

[Philip]

1- Remove your lap top from its bag

2- Open the laptop slowly and carefully

3- Turn it ON

4- Ensure the passenger next to you is watching

5- Turn on the Internet

6- Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the skies as if in prayer

7- Take a deep breath and open this site

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

[adpsimpson]

Brilliant! Although I can't see it going down too well...

[wiggy]

Brill!!

[slobodan]

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