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  • Only for girls!!

    Keep this in mind when you have something to return
    and the store gives you a hard time -


    A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted
    a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her
    that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,



    'RUB MY NIPPLES,
    RUB MY NIPPLES,
    RUB MY NIPPLES!'

    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
    in front of a growing crowd of customers.

    The manager came to the woman and asked,'Ma'am what's wrong?'

    She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her
    that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    Once again, the woman threw her arms up in the air and screamed,



    'RUB MY NIPPLES,
    RUB MY NIPPLES,
    RUB MY NIPPLES!'

    and doing so drew an even bigger crowd!

    In shock, the store manager pleaded,
    'Ma'am, why are you saying that?'

    In a huff, the woman said,



    'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE
    MY NIPPLES RUBBED
    WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!'

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!




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    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington

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    Nissan Patrol for on-road, and a Land-Rover 110 shed for off-road :-)

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