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I wanted to know the names of some funny country music, so I Googled it, like the nerd that I am, and someone had already made a top 25.
There are plenty of others that I know about that arnt in the list. Like, "A boy named Sue" and "Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
1.Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
2.I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
3.If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
4.I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even
5.Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
6.If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7.She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
8.How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
9.I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
10.I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
11.I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better
12.I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
13.I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14.I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here
15.I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You
16.If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17.My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
18.My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
19.Please Bypass This Heart
20.She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
21.You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
22.You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
23.Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
24.She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer
25.I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few
There are plenty of others that I know about that arnt in the list. Like, "A boy named Sue" and "Save a horse, ride a cowboy"
1.Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
2.I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
3.If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
4.I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even
5.Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
6.If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7.She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
8.How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
9.I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
10.I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
11.I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better
12.I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
13.I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14.I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here
15.I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You
16.If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17.My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
18.My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
19.Please Bypass This Heart
20.She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
21.You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
22.You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
23.Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
24.She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer
25.I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few