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The Four Cats
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer ,
the second man was an Accountant ,
the third man was a Chemist , and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off , the Engineer called his cat , "T-square , do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk , took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle , a square , and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said ,
"Spreadsheet , do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out tothe kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said , "Measure , do your stuff."
Measure got up , walked to the fridge , took out a quart of milk , got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said , "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said , "CoffeeBreak , do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
ate the cookies........
drank the milk.......
sh*t on the paper.......
screwed the other three cats.......
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
put in for Workers Compensation...............and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
AND THAT , MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!
Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer ,
the second man was an Accountant ,
the third man was a Chemist , and
the fourth man was a Government Employee.
To show off , the Engineer called his cat , "T-square , do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk , took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle , a square , and a triangle.
Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said ,
"Spreadsheet , do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out tothe kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies.
Everyone agreed that was good.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said , "Measure , do your stuff."
Measure got up , walked to the fridge , took out a quart of milk , got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.
Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said , "What can your cat do?"
The Government Employee called his cat and said , "CoffeeBreak , do your stuff."
CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet.......
ate the cookies........
drank the milk.......
sh*t on the paper.......
screwed the other three cats.......
claimed he injured his back while doing so.......
filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.......
put in for Workers Compensation...............and
went home for the rest of the day on sick leave............
AND THAT , MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!