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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little #######. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC RUNNING TRACK £300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £320.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake . Call Doris.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
£1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.. Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat . Been out a while. Better be a big reward.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC RUNNING TRACK £300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £320.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .. Worn once by mistake . Call Doris.
And the best one:
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition.
£1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.