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A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was
sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a
voice say, 'Pick me up.'He looked around and couldn't
see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard
the voice say again,'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up
then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and
jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his
front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you
hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your
beautiful bride.'
The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.
sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a
voice say, 'Pick me up.'He looked around and couldn't
see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard
the voice say again,'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top,
was a frog.
The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up
then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful
woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and
jealous because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached
over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his
front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you
hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your
beautiful bride.'
The man opened his pocket, looked at the frog and
said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'
With age comes wisdom.