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  • Ladies, Please Take Note....

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is 'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'


    3. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He 'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'


    5. He is not a 'CRADLE ROBBER' - He prefers 'GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.'


    6. He does not get 'FALLING-DOWN DRUNK' - He becomes 'ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.'


    7. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of 'RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'


    8. He is not a 'MALE CHAUVINIST PIG' - He has 'SWINE EMPATHY.'


    9. He is not afraid of 'COMMITMENT' - He is 'RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED.'


    10. He is not 'HORNY' - He is 'SEXUALLY FOCUSED.'


    11. Its not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'REARCLEAVAGE'
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