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Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft
> mechanics in Sydney.
>
> One day Sydney airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
> with nothing to do.
>
> Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
> Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
> buzz.
>
> You wanna try it?'
> So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and
> get completely smashed.
> The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
>
> In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
>
> Nothing!
>
> Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this
> morning?'
>
> Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
> Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
> Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
> ought to do this more often.'
>
> ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
> 'What's that?'
>
> 'Have you farted yet?'
>
> 'No.'
>
> 'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Melboure.
> mechanics in Sydney.
>
> One day Sydney airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar
> with nothing to do.
>
> Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'
> Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
> buzz.
>
> You wanna try it?'
> So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and
> get completely smashed.
> The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
>
> In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
>
> Nothing!
>
> Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this
> morning?'
>
> Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
> Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
> Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
> ought to do this more often.'
>
> ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
> 'What's that?'
>
> 'Have you farted yet?'
>
> 'No.'
>
> 'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Melboure.