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Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2007
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> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the
> rest of me life between the legs of me wife!'
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
> night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the
> Best toast of the night' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your
> toast?' John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
> church beside me wife.'
>
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> 'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on
> the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the
> prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
>
> She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.
> You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he
> fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
Come
>
> John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the
> rest of me life between the legs of me wife!'
>
> That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the
> night!
>
> He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the
> Best toast of the night' She said, 'Aye, did ye now. And what was your
> toast?' John said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in
> church beside me wife.'
>
>
> 'Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!' Mary said.
>
> The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on
> the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, 'John won the
> prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.'
>
> She said, 'Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself.
> You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he
> fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him
Come