Chinese Proverbs

[Cockney Surfer]

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who runs in front of car gets t y red.
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Man who runs behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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[Elvz]

因為英國笑話是這個論壇是一好一個

~smirk~

□什麼在大圈子事態之外

[Danno]

?

On my PC □什麼在大圈子事態之外 translates as

□any outside big circle situation

What?

[Elvz]

踴什麼在大圈子事態之外 = "If it's not in the Big Circle..."

[da SLUG man]

踴什麼在大圈子事態之外 = "If it's not in the Big Circle..."

using a well known chines saying... "and then?"

(it's from dude where's my car)

[Fish]

using a well known chines saying... "and then?"

(it's from dude where's my car)

Sweet, what does mine say?




Fish

[darkangel]

Sweet, what does mine say?






Fish

Dude What does mine say?? LOL!!