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    A Mexican, an Arab, and an English man are in the same bar.


    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."


    The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cos' he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

    The English man, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, he says,
    "In England we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."


    God Bless England
    If it aint broke, keep goin' till it is.

  • #2
    Originally posted by GRASSMAN View Post
    A Mexican, an Arab, and an English man are in the same bar.


    When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."


    The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer (cos' he's a muslim!), throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

    The English man, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out his 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching his glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, he says,
    "In England we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."


    God Bless England
    We don't have that problem in Scotland.
    Do you know that, with a 50 character limit, it's

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Albannach View Post
      We don't have that problem in Scotland.
      or Wales
      Surf.gone but not forgottendisco now gone aswell

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      • #4
        I reckon the Irish are cool with it too?
        Do you know that, with a 50 character limit, it's

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        • #5
          Originally posted by mud skipper View Post
          or Wales
          You should try going to Cardiff for a game of "Spot The White Man" I played a few weeks ago and failed miserably.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by SoundsDigital View Post
            You should try going to Cardiff for a game of "Spot The White Man" I played a few weeks ago and failed miserably.
            are there no black welsh people??... strange!
            nee nar nee nar, i'm a fire engine!

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