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Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age,
in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie
complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her
Grandmother, all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while..
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there
was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a
clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father
would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty breeding.
This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire
a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were
having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down,
relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to
wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts,
Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet.
The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex
with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and
Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after
the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Paddy looked
down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: "And that,
me auld son, is how ya wave a fookin' towel"
in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie
complained that she had never climaxed during sex and according to her
Grandmother, all Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while..
So, to resolve the problem, they went to see the Veterinarian since there
was no trustworthy doctor anywhere in the village. The Vet didn't have a
clue, but he did recall how, during the hot summer, his mother and father
would fan a cow (with a big towel) that was having difficulty breeding.
This would cool her down and make her relax. So the Vet told them to hire
a strong, virile young man to wave a big towel over them while they were
having sex. This, the Vet said, would cause the young wife to cool down,
relax, then climax. So the couple hired a strong young man from Dublin to
wave that big towel over them as the Vet suggested. After many efforts,
Maggie still had not climaxed so they went back to the Vet.
The Vet said for her to change partners and let the young man have sex
with her while Paddy waved the big towel. They tried it that night and
Maggie went into wild, screaming, ear-splitting climaxes, one right after
the other for about two and a half hours. When it was over, Paddy looked
down at the exhausted young man and in a boasting voice said: "And that,
me auld son, is how ya wave a fookin' towel"