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    **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**




    **'Hello?'**






    **'Hi honey.**
    **This is Daddy.**
    **Is Mommy near the phone?'**






    **'No, Daddy.**
    **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**






    **After a brief pause,**






    **Daddy says,**
    **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**






    **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
    **Right now..'**






    Brief Pause.






    **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
    **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
    **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
    **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**






    **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**






    **A few minutes later**
    **The little girl comes back to the phone.**






    **'I did it, Daddy.'**





    **'And what happened, honey?' **






    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**






    **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
    **And now she isn't moving at all!'**






    **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**






    **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**






    **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
    **And into the swimming pool.**
    **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
    **Last week to clean it.**






    **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**






    *****Long Pause*****







    *****Longer Pause*****







    *****Even Longer Pause*****






    **Then Daddy says,**






    **'Swimming pool? ............**






    **Is this 486-5731?'*






    **No, I think you have the wrong number.......*
    What have I told you about thinking Erroll

  • #2
    One day at the time I guess..

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