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  • How do you like your eggs?

    She was standing in the kitchen preparing to soft boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

    As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

    My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

    Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all. Right there on the kitchen table.

    Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

    A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'

    She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'
    If it aint broke, keep goin' till it is.
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