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1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up
and it was amazing."
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2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and
I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique
except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front
of the similar one in back."
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4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
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5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some
deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
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6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
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7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
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8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the
wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
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9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
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10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so
well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up
and it was amazing."
> > >
2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and
I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique
except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front
of the similar one in back."
> > >
4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
> > >
5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some
deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."
> > >
6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
> > >
7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
> > >
8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the
wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."
> > >
9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
> > >
10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so
well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"