10 more reasons.....

[BioHazard]

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING ENGLISH:
1. Two World Wars and One World Cup.
2. Warm beer.
3. You get to confuse everyone with the rules of cricket.
4. You get to accept defeat graciously in major sporting events.
5. Union jack underpants.
6. Water shortages guaranteed every single summer.
7. You can live in the past and imagine you are still a world power.
8. Bathing once a week - whether you need to or not.
9. Ditto changing underwear.
10. Beats being Welsh.

[Albannach]

1 (Part 1), 5 & 7; English?

[Chillitt]

1 (Part 1), 5 & 7; English?

5. well you wont see many Welsh Scottish or Northern Irish chaps wearing them..
7. pre union we were a world power, but the world was smaller then...

1. fair enough!

[Bogus]

1 (Part 1), 5 & 7; English?

with regard to 5, please please tell me youve never seen a Scotsman in union jack undies. I know the Union Jack belongs to all of us, but I,ve never seen anyone other than an Englishman wear it as underpants, so I think technically he may be correct.
7 is also correct, thats exactly what they do imagine. It may be wrong but its still what they think.
1. Again an example of their muddled thinking.

Bogus

[Albannach]

5. well you wont see many Welsh Scottish or Northern Irish chaps wearing them..
7. pre union we were a world power, but the world was smaller then...

1. fair enough!

with regard to 5, please please tell me youve never seen a Scotsman in union jack undies. I know the Union Jack belongs to all of us, but I,ve never seen anyone other than an Englishman wear it as underpants, so I think technically he may be correct.
7 is also correct, thats exactly what they do imagine. It may be wrong but its still what they think.
1. Again an example of their muddled thinking.

5 - Never seen anyone bar an Englishman wearing them, so I gracefully retract this objection.

The other 2 stand though

EDIT: Just to make myself absolutely clear here, I've never actually 'seen' anyone wearing UJ boxers at any time ever, and I don't spend any time observing any boxers when there are chaps in them...

[BioHazard]

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