Essex innit!

[Woodie]

**Breaking news from Essex** Rescue workers found a girl in the rubble smothered in claret - 'where are you bleeding from?' they asked - 'ROMFORD' said the girl 'woss that got to do with it?'

[Fieldsy]

ooooooooooohhh!!!, Sly thats pretty close to your manor m8 _

[Woodie]

ooooooooooohhh!!!, Sly thats pretty close to your manor m8 _

Wocha meen geezer, that woz my sister!
(you wouldnt believe some of the 'birds' my boys bring home lol)

[Linda]

Wocha meen geezer, that woz my sister!
(you wouldnt believe some of the 'birds' my boys bring home lol)

Yes I would - you should have seen the three that mothered my cousins kids!!! Mind you - my cousin doesn't do "Essex man" any credit...

[slydog]

mmmmmmmm

yea i know fieldsy m8 i cant be avin this i was gonna wear me white shoes over the pit as well

[Fieldsy]

and don't forget the bling m8

[Woodie]

yea i know fieldsy m8 i cant be avin this i was gonna wear me white shoes over the pit as well

Hehehe, I bought meself a pair of knocked off Nike TN's yesterday lol!

[da SLUG man]

shouldn't worry, i reckon kent girls are worst...

all look exactly the same in a white tracksuit HUGE (gypsy) earrings and look like they've been trying out mummys make up!
but it's worth it for the cheap fags they can all get!!!

[Woodie]

shouldn't worry, i reckon kent girls are worst...

all look exactly the same in a white tracksuit HUGE (gypsy) earrings and look like they've been trying out mummys make up!
but it's worth it for the cheap fags they can all get!!!

Tell me about it m8, the boys are the same, my cousin married a chav prize fighter from Ashford, luvly geezer,,, their son D**ly is into cars (TDA I think) beating people up and anything 'HOT'
(i'm almost scared to let him see my hot chavmobile Surf!)