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A man goes to the doctors feeling a little ill.
The doctor checks him over and says im sorry but i have some bad news for you.
You have a condition called Yellow 24.
Its a really nasty virus.
Its called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow, and you usually die within 24hours.
Theres no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your last few precious moments on Earth.
The man trudges home to his wife and gives her the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go with her to the Bingo with her as he s never done it in 25 years of marriage and it will give her a wonderful memory of him.
He agrees and off they go.
They arrive, and with his first card, he gets 4 corners and wins £25.
Then , with the same card, he gets a line and wins £250
Then he follows on with a full house and gets £2500.
Then the National Grid comes along and he wins that too.
£25000 !!!
The caller gets him up on stage and shakes his hand and says...
Son, ive been calling numbers for 30 years now and ive never seen anyone win 4 corners, a line, a full house and then the National Grid on the same card. You must be the luckiest man alive.
Luckyiest man alive, luckyiest man alive he replies.
Ive only got Yellow 24.
Fcuck me, says the caller.
You ve only gone and won the Raffle as well !!!!
The doctor checks him over and says im sorry but i have some bad news for you.
You have a condition called Yellow 24.
Its a really nasty virus.
Its called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow, and you usually die within 24hours.
Theres no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your last few precious moments on Earth.
The man trudges home to his wife and gives her the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go with her to the Bingo with her as he s never done it in 25 years of marriage and it will give her a wonderful memory of him.
He agrees and off they go.
They arrive, and with his first card, he gets 4 corners and wins £25.
Then , with the same card, he gets a line and wins £250
Then he follows on with a full house and gets £2500.
Then the National Grid comes along and he wins that too.
£25000 !!!
The caller gets him up on stage and shakes his hand and says...
Son, ive been calling numbers for 30 years now and ive never seen anyone win 4 corners, a line, a full house and then the National Grid on the same card. You must be the luckiest man alive.
Luckyiest man alive, luckyiest man alive he replies.
Ive only got Yellow 24.
Fcuck me, says the caller.
You ve only gone and won the Raffle as well !!!!
disco now gone aswell
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