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  • Intriguing signs

    1) Sign on motorway garage:
    PLEASE DO NOT SMOKE NEAR OUR PETROL PUMPS.
    YOUR LIFE MAY NOT BE WORTH MUCH BUT OUR PETROL IS

    2) Spotted in a safari park:
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    3) Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR

    4) Notice in a field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

    5) Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

    6) Sign on a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
    "Good at cracking bones"

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    7) sign on door of a public womans toilet, placed right under the word WOMAN:
    caution, slippery when wet
    私のホバークラフト は鰻が一杯です。

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