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    Just wanted to send you this Warning and to be on the Lookout !
    There's absolutely no cause for Alarm.
    This is just to prepare you for the Event.


    I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus.
    Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
    It appears to affect those who were born prior to 1960.
    Symptoms:
    1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
    2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
    3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
    4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
    5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
    6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
    7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND."
    8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "
    DELETE."

    IT IS CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."
    ' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'

  • #2
    So the doctor has told you what you got then oh overweight yeti
    Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !

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    • #3
      Originally posted by UDTrev View Post
      So the doctor has told you what you got then oh overweight yeti

      I'm not overweight .............i'm undertall
      ' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'

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      • #4
        Originally posted by BioHazard View Post
        I'm not overweight .............i'm undertall
        Hmmmmmmmm

        You have the same diagnosis as me !!!!


        Is it because of comfort eating (due to thoughts of OVERWEIGHT Monsters whose names start with L) ?
        Look out Eastbourne, the Pandas are coming !

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