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train set
mum overhears son playing in the lounge with his train set..
"all those getting off at platform 1 could they ###### hurry up"
"all getting on at platform one can hurry the f££k up too i aint got all day"
mum horrified sends him to his bed for two hours until he can play nicely
upon returning to the lounge his mum hears..
"all those disembarking on platform 1 we hope you had a good journey"
"all those embarking on platform 1 we trust you will enjoy your journey"
"and all those moaning about the two hour delay can blame the fat cow in the kitchen"
"all those getting off at platform 1 could they ###### hurry up"
"all getting on at platform one can hurry the f££k up too i aint got all day"
mum horrified sends him to his bed for two hours until he can play nicely
upon returning to the lounge his mum hears..
"all those disembarking on platform 1 we hope you had a good journey"
"all those embarking on platform 1 we trust you will enjoy your journey"
"and all those moaning about the two hour delay can blame the fat cow in the kitchen"