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    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.

    She puts on her bathrobe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds
    him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of

    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. As she
    watches, he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

    "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why
    are you down here at this time of night?

    The husband looks up from his coffee, "It's exactly sixteen years and
    three months since the night we first met".

    His wife can't believe he has remembered and tears start to well up in
    her eyes.

    The husband continues, "Do you remember all those years ago when we
    started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly.

    Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so
    caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies

    The husband pauses, words are not coming easily to him. "Do you remember
    when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"

    "Yes, I remember", said the wife, smiling as she sat down beside her

    The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
    face and said either you marry my daughter or I'll make sure you go to
    jail for 20 years"?

    'I remember that, too' she replied softly

    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said?

    "With time off for good behaviour, I 'd have been let out today."

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    I'm not really amused by such jokes. I just want to be with someone, but it's hard for lesbians to find a couple...