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    Why English Is Hard To Learn

    Youve gotta admit, its a pretty stupid language. Id hate to be a foreigner trying to learn it. Heres 21 reasons why English is a pain in the ass.

    1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

    2. The farm was used to produce produce.

    3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

    4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

    5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

    6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

    7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

    8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

    9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

    10. I did not object to the object.

    11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

    12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

    13. They were too close to the door to close it.

    14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

    15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

    16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

    17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

    18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

    19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

    20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

    21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
    ' You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.'

  • #2
    And I always blamed my lesdyxia!

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    • #3
      Agreed, butt their again your unlikly to get the spelling wrong (only the pronounciation) and you dont have to worry about all those male & female bits you get in French & German grammer!!

      (Spelling mistakes intentional, before anyone comments)
      Mike G

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      • #4
        I quite agree, but this fad for broken english, text language, bad grammar, and poor spelling, in forum messaging is really annoying to me, speak or type the Queens English please, I'm not that posh you know!!

        Dyslexia rules KO.?
        If it aint broke, keep goin' till it is.

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        • #5
          17. The wind was too strong to sail in, so we had to wind in the sail.
          Too old to care, young enough to remember

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