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An Israeli doctor said, Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
A German doctor said, that's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.
A Russian doctor said, in my country medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said Hah! We can take an
doughnut out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!
take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
A German doctor said, that's nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung
out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.
A Russian doctor said, in my country medicine is so advanced, we can
take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both
looking for work in two weeks.
The English doctor, not to be outdone, said Hah! We can take an
doughnut out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!