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Two elderly men Bill and Sam met in the park every to feed the pigeons,watch the squirrels and discuss world events. One day Bill did'nt show up and after a week of non appearance sam got very worried, but he didn't know his address,was unable to find out what had happened to his friend.after a further month Sam assumed he had seen the last of Bill..Then one day as Sam approached their usual bench,there sat Bill." For crying out loud Mate, what in the world happened to you? Bill replied" I've been in jail." "Jail? " cried Sam"What on earth have you been inside for?"Well"said Bill, "You know that cute little blonde waitress in the coffee shopon the corner. She filed rape charges against me and at 89 years,I was so proud thatv I pleaded guilty. The judge gave me 30 days for purjury."