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    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
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    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing Karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co - o
    rdination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or
    on
    the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning. ..
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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