Jokes from Laurasnuts!!

[Linda]

Laura asked me to post these for er!! Have a chuckle!



On which day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday

What Vampire tried to eat James Bond?
Ghoulfinger

Whats Draculas favourite dance?
The fang-dango

On wich days do vampires bite?
On Wincedays

Why does dracula have no friends?
Because hes a pain in the neck


What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A Blood Hound

How do vampire footballers get the mud off?
They all get in the bat tub

What do vampires have for lunch ??
Fangers and mash

Whats draculas favourite fruit??
Neck-tarines

What do you call a vampire with no eyes?
No idea

Whats draculas favourite flavour ice cream?
Vein-nilla


What is the first thing a bat learn at school?
The alphabat

[Koi]

don't blame Laura for your jokes

[TonyN]

don't blame Laura for your jokes

Bwahahahahaha!

[celticwolf]

joke from the celt

Razdis & eilizs,
sitting on the front porch on a hot sommers day.

eiliza: razdis wods dees flyzz flyyng round ma head fur.

razdis:eiliza dare wotts comnily known as de bum bum fli & de bum bum fli fliz round de cows behind.

eiliza: razdis u sayin ma face luks like a cows behind.

razdis: no eiliza bt u sure cant fool dem bum bum flyz