I've sure gotten old.............

[LURCH]

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.

[Predictable Bob]

What's funny about that ??? I'm in Reading at the moment and that seems to apply to half the people on the road here !

And if you go down to New Milton you're talking 85% plus ......

[BioHazard]

It's lurch describing himself again..........the only thing he missed out was the constant drooling

[Predictable Bob]

I'm constantly drooling at the moment too - but that's more a result of some of the young ladies in the office rather than advanced years !

[hellmett]

Re

You know you are old:-

Never trust a fart.
Never pass by a urinal.
Never waste an erection.