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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He
thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when
you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and
found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending
over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her.....
you know the kind. He copied down the phone number and returned to his
hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
'Hello?' the woman says. God, she sounded s*xy
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is s*x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how
does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
press 9'.
thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when
you're calling for a cab. He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and
found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending
over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her.....
you know the kind. He copied down the phone number and returned to his
hotel. When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
'Hello?' the woman says. God, she sounded s*xy
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room
and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all
alone and what I really want is s*x. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I
want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want baby. Now, how
does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to
press 9'.