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There was this bloke born without anything, no legs, arms, torso, nothing, he's just got his head but he's sound anyway.
Well he reaches his eighteenth birthday and his proud dad wants to take him out for a beer with the lads so off to the local they go and he sits his son down on the table and orders him a pint of Stella (with a straw) the barman shakes his head in disapproval but the dad insists. Well Eddie sips his first pint and all of a sudden 'BOSH' he sprouts a torso!
His old man is exstatic, brilliant he thinks, i'll get him another Stella.
The barman again nods in disaproval and ask's ' Are you sure mate, he's not used to drinking strong beer?'
'Did you see what happened? Get him another please barman'
So Eddie sips his second beer and 'Bish Bosh' out sprouts a pair or arms!
Eddie is over the moon, so is his dad and the whole pub is cheering.
Dad - 'Same again please barman!'
The barman disapprovingly pours another and again ask's Eddies dad if he's doing the right thing. Dad insists he is.
Anyway Eddie picks it up and drinks it down and 'Bish Bosh Bash' he sprouts legs!
The whole pub erupts into cheering, Eddie is overwhelmed and sets off home to show his mum what's happened, but as he steps out into the fresh air the beer takes over and he stumbles into the road and gets flattened by a bus, the barman say's ' I knew he should have quit while he was ahead!'
Well he reaches his eighteenth birthday and his proud dad wants to take him out for a beer with the lads so off to the local they go and he sits his son down on the table and orders him a pint of Stella (with a straw) the barman shakes his head in disapproval but the dad insists. Well Eddie sips his first pint and all of a sudden 'BOSH' he sprouts a torso!
His old man is exstatic, brilliant he thinks, i'll get him another Stella.
The barman again nods in disaproval and ask's ' Are you sure mate, he's not used to drinking strong beer?'
'Did you see what happened? Get him another please barman'
So Eddie sips his second beer and 'Bish Bosh' out sprouts a pair or arms!
Eddie is over the moon, so is his dad and the whole pub is cheering.
Dad - 'Same again please barman!'
The barman disapprovingly pours another and again ask's Eddies dad if he's doing the right thing. Dad insists he is.
Anyway Eddie picks it up and drinks it down and 'Bish Bosh Bash' he sprouts legs!
The whole pub erupts into cheering, Eddie is overwhelmed and sets off home to show his mum what's happened, but as he steps out into the fresh air the beer takes over and he stumbles into the road and gets flattened by a bus, the barman say's ' I knew he should have quit while he was ahead!'