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    A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that you should know fivethings:

    1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.

    2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.

    3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

    4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.

    5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

    Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?

    The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
    ...Woodie http://woodie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/D...%20Surfsml.JPG
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