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Lucy's grandpa died, so she went to comfort her gran. In conversation it turned out that her grandpa died while making love to gran. Lucy was horrified that two people in their 90s were still at it. Her gran explained "we used to do it every sunday morning to the sound of the church bells. Nothing to too strenuous, in on the ding and out on the dong. If it wasn't for that ###### ice cream truck, he'd still be alive today!"