Caption competition

[coolsv650]

I'll start it off.

"Those F****** surf owners told me the car wash was this way!

[Chillitt]

Remember when we had the discussion about buying a private plate, or a snorkel? And I said snorkel? Do you remember it?

[sledge]

on the ad it said "you can go anywhere" don't think so maybe i should have bought a surf lol

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

The award for getting stuck in the least amount of water Goes TOOOOOOo: ............ him

[nero279]

Oh No, you got it all wrong, you see, I was ne'er stuck, tha's no the reversing light. that's the wee reflection o' the camera flash that is....



































...did i tell you about the time i went fishing, it was THIS BIG

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Remember that old song "Anything you can do I can do better", well..........

I can't

or

Them Surf owners told me to dip my headlamps

or

If you think this is bad, may I remind you that I am parked on the roof of that Frontera

[Woodzie]

Which idiot let LURCH drive

[Fieldsy]

"er?, didn't like to say, but is this a bad time to tell you, you have a brake light out"

[pirate-storm]

if you had of held on another 5 mins we would have made it to the local loo's now look what youve done.

[Highlander1]

Stanley that's another fine mess you got me into.

[captain_chaos]

We are sailing, we are sailing,
Home again cross the sea.
We are sailing stormy waters,
To be near you, to be free.

[Muddy Boots]

"John I thought you had a Green Landy mate."

"I do but I drove it in a puddle and rusted that colour."

[Muddy Boots]

I think we have all got it wrong.

Thats the water draining out of it last time it rained.

[MudSurfer]

The early prototype 'Hover Rover' wasn't the success the inventor had hoped for......

[Tiger]

Is this the way to amirilo