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Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And
Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old?” Well.. You'll Love This One. . . .
My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had
Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I
Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him,
However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old
To Have Been My Classmate.
After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High
School.
"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered , "in 1969. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat Ass, Gray-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-bitch Asked,
"what Did You Teach?"
Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old?” Well.. You'll Love This One. . . .
My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.
Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had
Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I
Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him,
However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.
This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old
To Have Been My Classmate.
After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High
School.
"yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.
"when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.
He Answered , "in 1969. Why Do You Ask?"
"you Were In My Class!", I Exclaimed.
He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat Ass, Gray-haired, Decrepit Son-of-a-bitch Asked,
"what Did You Teach?"