Skydiver

[Toxophilus]

A man is in a plane ready to skydive and see's the man opposite is blind and has a guide dog. The man is puzzled and says to the man, "I think your very brave but how do you know when your getting near the ground?" "That's easy replies the man, the lead goes slack!!!!!!!!!!"

What do you call a Chav in a suit? The defendent!

What do you call a Chavet in a white tracksuit? The bride!