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    1) My first wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was God and I didn’t!
    2) I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
    3) I used to work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
    4) Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
    5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
    6) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
    7) You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
    8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
    9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
    10) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
    11) I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
    12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
    13) NyQuil - The stuffy, Sneezy, why is the room spinning-medicine.
    14) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather…not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
    15) God must love stupid people. He made so many.
    16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
    17) It IS as BAD as you think and they ARE out to get you.
    18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
    19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
    20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    21) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
    22) Frankly, Scallop, I Don’t Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)
    23) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
    24) Procrastinate Now
    25) Rehab Is for Quitters
    26) My Dog Can Lick Anyone
    27) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries with That?
    28) Computer programmers don’t byte, they nibble a bit.
    29) Arkansas: One Million People and 15 last names
    30) FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
    31) MY WILD OATS HAVE TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT
    32) A hangover is the wrath of grapes
    33) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
    34) DISCOURAGE INBREEDING - Ban Country Music
    35) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken
    36) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
    37) Time’s fun when you’re having flies…Kermit the Frog
    38) FOR SALE - Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.
    39) HECK IS WHERE PEOPLE GO WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN GOSH
    40) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS, but it uses up a thousand times the memory.
    41) The Meek shall inherit the earth, after we’re through with it.
    42) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
    43) HAM AND EGGS - A day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
    44) The trouble with life is there’s no background music.
    45) The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
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