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  • If microsoft made cars

    Ho, yus... It's post inflation time.
    Here's on oldie



    If Microsoft Built Cars

    1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a
    new car.

    2. Occasionally your car would just die on the motorway for no reason;
    accept this, restart and drive on.

    3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
    fail to restart and you'd have to re-install the engine. For some
    strange reason, you'd just accept this too.

    4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you
    bought a "Car 95" or a "Car NT". But then you'd have to buy more seats.

    5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was twice as
    reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive - but it would only
    run on five percent of the roads.

    6. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades to
    their cars which would make their cars go much slower.

    7. The oil, engine, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced
    with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.

    8. People would get excited about the "new" features in Microsoft cars,
    forgetting completely that they had been available in other cars for many
    years.

    9. We'd all have to switch to Microsoft gas and all auto fluids but the
    packaging would be supurb.

    10. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

    11. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.

    12. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what
    happened.

    13. They wouldn't build their own engines, but form a cartel with their
    engine suppliers. The latest engine would have 16 cylinders, multi-point
    fuel injection and 4 turbos, but it would be a side-valve design so you
    could use Model-T Ford parts on it.

    14. There would be an "Engine Pro" with bigger turbos, but it would be
    slower on most existing roads.

    15. Microsoft cars would have a special radio/cassette player which would
    only be able to listen to Microsoft FM, and play Microsoft Cassettes.
    Unless of course, you buy the upgrade to use existing stuff.

    16. Microsoft would do so well, because even though they don't own any
    roads, all of the road manufacturers would give away Microsoft cars free,
    including IBM!

    17. If you still ran old versions of car (ie. CarDOS 6.22/CarWIN 3.11),
    then you would be called old fashioned, but you would be able to drive
    much faster, and on more roads!

    18. If you couldn't afford to buy a new car, then you could just borrow
    your friend's, and then copy it.

    19. Whenever you bought a car, you would have to reorganize the ignition
    for a few days before it worked.

    20. You would need to buy an upgrade to run cars on a motorway next to
    each other.
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