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Bob works hard at the plant and spends two nights each week
bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's
pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him
to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey,Bob! How
ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this
club before. "Oh no,"says Bob. "He's on my bowling team.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his
usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming
increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that
you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her; she's the waitress
from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the
1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi
Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of
the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob
tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have
mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none
of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby
turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch
this time."
bowling and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's
pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him
to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey,Bob! How
ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this
club before. "Oh no,"says Bob. "He's on my bowling team.
When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his
usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming
increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that
you drink Budweiser?" "I recognize her; she's the waitress
from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the
1st nine, honey."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms
around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, "Hi
Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?
Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of
the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob
tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have
mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none
of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every 4 letter word in the book. The cabby
turns around and says, "Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch
this time."