A man walks into his bedroom where he finds his wife packing her suitcase.
He asks "What are you doing?"
She replied "I'm moving to London... I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that evening, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going he replies, "I'm coming to London too, I want to see how you will live on £800 per year."
He asks "What are you doing?"
She replied "I'm moving to London... I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free."
Later that evening, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he's going he replies, "I'm coming to London too, I want to see how you will live on £800 per year."