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A new terrorist wannabe gets called in for an interview with his local terror cell, where he is told he must undertake a practical test and a verbal test.
They give him a bomb for his practical test and tell him to blow up the biggest place he can and spread fear and terror far and wide. Upon his return following a successful detonation of the bomb, they sit him down for a verbal test.
"what is 10 x 10?" they ask him
he replies "100"
"How many letters are there in the English alphabet?"
"24" he replies
"hrm ok, what do the English consider as mans best friend"
"Dogs"
"so what is 10 - 7?"
"3"
"How many letters are there in the english alphabet?"
"24"
"We are sorry but you have failed the test"
"why" he retorts
"because everyone knows there are 26 letters in the english alphabet"
Angrily he shouts "NO THERE AREN'T I HAVE JUST BLOWN UP B&Q!!!"
(OK its bad I know but I had to share)
They give him a bomb for his practical test and tell him to blow up the biggest place he can and spread fear and terror far and wide. Upon his return following a successful detonation of the bomb, they sit him down for a verbal test.
"what is 10 x 10?" they ask him
he replies "100"
"How many letters are there in the English alphabet?"
"24" he replies
"hrm ok, what do the English consider as mans best friend"
"Dogs"
"so what is 10 - 7?"
"3"
"How many letters are there in the english alphabet?"
"24"
"We are sorry but you have failed the test"
"why" he retorts
"because everyone knows there are 26 letters in the english alphabet"
Angrily he shouts "NO THERE AREN'T I HAVE JUST BLOWN UP B&Q!!!"
(OK its bad I know but I had to share)