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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in always, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time, finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives;
I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in always, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic.
Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific
and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time, finally, he said,
"Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives;
I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking, why she cries,
what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge"?