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1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
when
your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to
have
a fire in your back garden.
6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill
you at
the first given opportunity.
10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half
way
through and then raced against the flush
11) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their
arm broken by a swan.
16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
wood
specifically to stir paint with.
17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting
it in
a fruit salad.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
when
your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger
4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to
have
a fire in your back garden.
6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill
you at
the first given opportunity.
10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half
way
through and then raced against the flush
11) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had
their
arm broken by a swan.
16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of
wood
specifically to stir paint with.
17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting
it in
a fruit salad.