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    Jack decided to go skiing with his
    > buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and
    > headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
    > got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled
    > into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
    > answered he door if they could spend the night.
    >
    > "I realize it's terrible weather out
    > there and I have this huge house all to myself, but
    > I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid
    > the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
    > house"
    >
    > "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be
    > happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather
    > breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady
    > agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn
    > and settled in for the night.
    >
    > Come morning, the weather had cleared,
    > and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
    > weekend of skiing.
    >
    > But about nine months later, Jack got
    > an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a
    > few mi nutes to figure it out, but he finally
    > determined that it was from the attorney of that
    > attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
    >
    > He dropped in on his friend Bob and
    > asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow
    > from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
    > north about 9 months ago?"
    > "Yes, I do." said Bob
    >>
    > "Did you, er, happen to get up in the
    > middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her
    > a visit?"
    >
    > "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little
    > embarrassed about being found out "I have to admit
    > that I did."
    >
    > "And did you happen to use my name
    > instead of telling her your name?"
    >
    > Bob's face turned beet red and he
    > said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
    > did." Why do you ask?"
    >
    > "She just died and left me
    > everything."
    >
    > (And you thought the ending would be
    > different, didn't you?... now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
    Still Searching,
    Dick Whittington
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