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Jack decided to go skiing with his
> buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and
> headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
> got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled
> into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
> answered he door if they could spend the night.
>
> "I realize it's terrible weather out
> there and I have this huge house all to myself, but
> I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid
> the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
> house"
>
> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be
> happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather
> breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady
> agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn
> and settled in for the night.
>
> Come morning, the weather had cleared,
> and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
> weekend of skiing.
>
> But about nine months later, Jack got
> an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a
> few mi nutes to figure it out, but he finally
> determined that it was from the attorney of that
> attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
>
> He dropped in on his friend Bob and
> asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow
> from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
> north about 9 months ago?"
> "Yes, I do." said Bob
>>
> "Did you, er, happen to get up in the
> middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her
> a visit?"
>
> "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little
> embarrassed about being found out "I have to admit
> that I did."
>
> "And did you happen to use my name
> instead of telling her your name?"
>
> Bob's face turned beet red and he
> said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
> did." Why do you ask?"
>
> "She just died and left me
> everything."
>
> (And you thought the ending would be
> different, didn't you?... now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
> buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and
> headed north. After driving for a few hours, they
> got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled
> into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
> answered he door if they could spend the night.
>
> "I realize it's terrible weather out
> there and I have this huge house all to myself, but
> I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid
> the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my
> house"
>
> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be
> happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather
> breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady
> agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn
> and settled in for the night.
>
> Come morning, the weather had cleared,
> and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
> weekend of skiing.
>
> But about nine months later, Jack got
> an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a
> few mi nutes to figure it out, but he finally
> determined that it was from the attorney of that
> attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
>
> He dropped in on his friend Bob and
> asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow
> from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up
> north about 9 months ago?"
> "Yes, I do." said Bob
>>
> "Did you, er, happen to get up in the
> middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her
> a visit?"
>
> "Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little
> embarrassed about being found out "I have to admit
> that I did."
>
> "And did you happen to use my name
> instead of telling her your name?"
>
> Bob's face turned beet red and he
> said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I
> did." Why do you ask?"
>
> "She just died and left me
> everything."
>
> (And you thought the ending would be
> different, didn't you?... now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)