The why,s of Men?

[Mitsy]

The Why's of Men?

Sorry guys had to put this on.



1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vaporlock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)

C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)

And my personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

[Tallyman]

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

YES, good one.

[stormforce]

thats was good Mitsy

[Bibs]

[shirlster]

Well done Mitsy, about time we had some good jokes for the ladies

[Mitsy]

Well done Mitsy, about time we had some good jokes for the ladies

Cheers mate i new i could count on the ladies.

[tintin]

Why do women get married in white???
To match the other domestic appliances



Why do women have small feet???
so they can get nearer the kitchen sink!!!!


sorry ........Had to be done!!
(yes i did laugh at your Mens Why's)
alan

[rockdrill]

Why don't women fart like men?

They don't stop talking long enough to build up the pressure........

[Mitsy]

Ye sorry lads u can try but lets face it its still not as good as mine.

[Bibs]

Ye sorry lads u can try but lets face it its still not as good as mine.

Ha ha ha go for it bird........

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

My male intuition tells me us guys wont ever win a gender war, not if we know whats good for us.

[Bibs]

My male intuition tells me us guys wont ever win a gender war, not if we know whats good for us.

Well it just adds to the door and colour war doesn't it...........

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

Unfortunately door and colour wars follow a structure of reasonable fairness. Whereas in my experience I will always be wrong and will have to live with it, where gender is concerned. So my wife tells me anyway.

[Bibs]

Unfortunately door and colour wars follow a structure of reasonable fairness. Whereas in my experience I will always be wrong and will have to live with it, where gender is concerned. So my wife tells me anyway.

Top wife ya got there then...............

[The Lang-Shankit Scunner]

To top it all she's up the duff, so i am officially the epitome of evil personified. First thing she said to me this morning was: WHY IS THIS CUP STILL HERE????? My answer being : because theres tea in it and im drinking from it. Very unwise move trying to outwit a woman overdosing on hormones first thing in the morning.