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    Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He spends the night drinking
    Bl00dy Mary's in various clubs and biting on unsuspecting women's
    necks.

    He's heading for home, along Argyle Street sometime before dawn.

    Suddenly he's hit on the back of the head. He looks round and sees
    nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll. Mmmm, he
    thinks, what's
    going on here?


    A few yards further on and........BANG. Smacked on the back of the
    head again! He whirls round as quick as he can - nothing. Again he
    looks down and there's a small triangular sandwich lying on the
    ground. How odd!

    A few more yards further along the street and........crash. Smacked on
    the back of the head yet again! He whirls round as quick as he can -
    nothing.
    He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there's a
    cocktail sausage lying on the ground.

    He stands and peers into the darkness of the night. Nothing. He walks
    a Few yards further along again when he gets a tap on the shoulder.
    With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turns as fast as he
    can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground
    clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick
    laden with a chunk of cheese and A pickled onion.

    On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a young female. With his
    dying breath he gasps, "Who the hell are you?"












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    Brace yourself...














    This'll make your day...














    "BUFFET, the vampire slayer."
    (\__/)
    (='.'=) SQUIRREL MUNCHER GRRRRRRR
    (")_(")

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    pmsl
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      Only Toyota can get you out of shite

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