Slade

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Noddy Holder Was Booked To Do A Gig At The Local Town Hall And Decided To Dress Up For The Part.he Went To The Local Dress Hire Shop And Asked The Assistant For Flares, A Big Felt Hat ,seersucker Shirt,(that Gives My Age Away)and Gaudy Shoes With Four Inch Heels,the Assistant Asked Him If He Wanted A Kipper Tie And He Replied,yes Please,milk And Two Sugars

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much apriciated it kinda reminds me of home fond memorys watching noddy wonder around dudley market and seeing roy wood in the local pub

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Tom Cats

A Man Who Lives In Yorkshire(must Be Seen To Be P.c.)takes His Cat To Be Neutered,is It A Tom Asks The Receptionist,no He Says,ive Got It In This Box