Lady's tights

[LURCH]

How do you know when a lady is wearing tights

































When she farts her ankles swell up.
(Just heard that on casualty)

[The Hornet]

Or, you could shag her and see if her toes curl

[da SLUG man]

Or, you could shag her and see if her toes curl

not if she's got a fart brewing!...