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[captain_chaos]

now where's a handsome surf owner to come rescue me?

[LURCH]

Try looking up my skirt now you perv !!!!!!!!!!!

[captain_chaos]

That's the last time I follow Woodzie on the plains

[nero279]

seeing that it's a LHD drive motor, one for the ladies

'You men are all the same, you all just run off and leave us in the $h1t, when the going gets tough'

or

In light of recent events - Surferjess:"It's ok Sumo will be home soon to pick up the message we're stuck, if not i've left a message for Joker at work, we should be out by next wednesday"

[Woodzie]

Is this what you ment by ......Lets get dirty

[BIG G ONE]

aaaah, thats better, but its the last time I get a curry from them.
OR
Ooooops, I think I followed through.

[Gizmo]

now where's a handsome surf owner to come rescue me?

is this what they mean by taking a mud bath

[waveydavey00]

Do you think the AA man will guess I am naturally blonde?

[That Ruddy Squirrel]

Give it 5 minutes and 'Dodgy Clampers R Us' will have it towed out for me

[MudSurfer]

Oh Ugg boots, I thought you said Mud boots....

[Granville]

But the satnav said it was this way!

[L3Mm1n6]

"Not exactly what I meant when I said I needed the BOG....."

[coolsv650]

But honey, the map said turn right here