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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.
He goes up to a nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!"
"I don't care, open it now!!!! he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.
The guy tells the nurse "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"
she looks at him "But they are sperm samples??" , "DO IT!"
So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink it as well."
so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says
" See honey - it's not that hard!"
He goes up to a nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault.
She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!"
"I don't care, open it now!!!! he replies.
So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples.
The guy tells the nurse "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!"
she looks at him "But they are sperm samples??" , "DO IT!"
So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink it as well."
so the nurse drinks that one as well.
Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says
" See honey - it's not that hard!"